After Sex (Behavior)
When men have had great sex they are at their best behavior afterward
Breakups
Men seek new relationships to relieve the hurt of a breakup because they have no other support system
Cheating
Men cheat because they can, because the opportunity arises and this does not mean that they are dissatisfied with their wife or the woman they're with
Confidence with women
Men are OK talking to women they are not sexually interested in - it is attractive women that make them nervous
Dating (reasons for)
The only reason a man asks a woman out is because he hopes to f*ck her
Dating (Time & Frequency)
If a guy spends weekend nights with a woman, that means he's interested because he doesn't waste waste these precious nights for just anyone.
If a guy avoids dating a woman more than once a week (and weeknights at that) he is not interested, he's keeping that girl on the 'we'll see' list
Feelings
Guys generally don't talk to friends and family about their feelings because they do not want to be perceived as sissies
First Sight
Men are sexually attracted to a woman either immediately or never
Physiological changes in response to this original attraction:
The man may go slightly weak at the knees
Feel hot & sweat
Become tachycardic
Flirting
Men will say anything to get a woman in bed
Friends
Most friends have two or three very close friends and a larger group of acquaintances
Male "friends" would secretly really like to f*ck the woman they "befriend", on some level
Male Motivators
The two male motivators are money and sex
Marriage (What Men Seek In)
-Sex
-Comfort
-Companionship
Phone Calls
If a guy doesn't call, he's not that interested
Relationship (what men seek in it)
Men seek companionship, comfort, emotional support and sex
Men want to do similar activities with their partners
The better the sex, the more fulfilling men find the relationship
Women men like
Men like women with long, flowing hair
Men likes boobs, asses
Men generally don't have sexual thoughts about prepubescent girls
Men like curvy women with no leg, armpit or leg hair
Men don't like too skinny or muscular or fat girls
If they are f*cking a fat girl, they'll go out of their way to hide the fact (and the girl) from their friends)
Men like women that are noisy during sex (screamers, moaners, groaners)
Men are not really sure they like a girl until they've f*cked her
Men generally don't like workaholic women because they know they will not be available to them
Men like women who participate actively, aggressively and enthusiastically in sex
Men like women to take the lead and give instructions in sex
Psyche
Men like women who are genuinely kind to them and interested in them
Men don't like women who talk about their exes
Professional men like generous, caring, sexy, secure, health-conscious, fun-loving, easy going, open-minded, emotionally stable, intelligent, women with a sense of humor, whom they can be proud of
Men do not respect women who have sex too soon in the relationship
Men are idealistic and conservative about the woman they want to marry
The Relationship
Approach
Men approach far less women than they'd like to
They normally just stare
The most common cause is fear of rejection
Before 28-29 years old, men have no goals or plans for their relationship; they are simply having a good time
If they get married before that age, that is usually not their idea
Men don't really want to learn about your past because they're afraid they won't measure up
(Man-)Speak
Men are literal
Subtlety is lost on most men
Men find it difficult to say "I love you" to the woman they love and usually show it with deeds
STRAIGHT MALE FUCKING
Anal Sex
Most men want to perform anal sex at least once
Arousal
Men are visually oriented
Blow Jobs
Men LOVE blow jobs
Men like periodic eye contact during blow jobs but will never ask for it
Men like women who swallow
Clothes (During Sex)
Naked sex feels so much better
Cock - what men like girls to do to it
Kiss it softly on the head and shaft
Condoms
You may have heard guys complain about condoms, saying they kill the mood or whatever
It's true, they are kind of annoying
They kill spontaneity
You can't smoothly progress from foreplay to sex
You have to stop the action to go grab a condom, open it, and then put it on
They smell badly
They kill sensation, sometimes to the point where you can barely feel your own dick inside the girl
On the plus side, they can allow you to last longer
Sometimes when you're inside the girl they'll bunch up in weird ways and feel strange
They interrupt the flow of things after sex is over
You have to pull out, take the condom off, and get rid of it
Differences Between Sex And Masturbation/Porn
General differences from masturbation and porn
If I had to give a simplified summary I'd say masturbating is all about the visuals while actual sex is more about physical feelings
Of course masturbation is about the physical feelings too, but if you're anything like me, the visuals drive the experience and provide most of the excitement
When you're using your imagination you keep flipping between different scenarios until you hit on one that does it for you
When you watch porn you probably skip around between different DVD scenes or online clips until you hit on one that turns you on the most.
With sex some positions give you something to look at, but you're hardly sitting in a chair watching a scene that has been shot from a distance and angle that gives you a good view
If you're doing a girl in the missionary position you're too close to her to see anything
Your eyes are probably closed, or if they're open they may not be focused on anything
You're probably kissing her or you may have your head nuzzled in her neck
Cut off from the visuals you instead concentrate on the tactile sensations;
your dick going in and out of her vagina, your bodies pressed together, her hands scratching your back, her breath on your cheek, how hot you are, the sweat forming on the small of your back, your hands grabbing her boobs, kissing, and various little aches, tired spots, and discomforts
And then there are the sounds and smells;
body parts slapping together, her breathing and moaning
The smell of latex, sweat, someone's breath, or her vag
Of course, sometimes when you're going at it you'll be picturing things in your head to help yourself get off
Like maybe your girlfriend is going down on you and that feels pretty nice, but not quite perfect, so you imagine a porn scene or hot girl you saw the other day to get yourself over the edge
Also, when you watch porn you can mistakenly associate the visual act you're witnessing with the sensations you're giving yourself
For example, say you have a thing for titty fucking scenes in porn
And let's say as you're watching, you're masturbating in a fast, intense manner
You know your body so of course it's going to feel good
But actual titty fucking probably doesn't feel like your fast, intense, just-right wanking
The true physical sensations may or may not be your cup of tea
You may find them too slow or soft for your tastes and be disappointed in the real thing
Here's another example: Maybe when you watch porn you really like the reverse cowgirl position (girl on top facing away from the guy)
As a third party observer this position gives you something to look at
But when you're actually the guy all you see is the girl's back and, again, the sensations of her riding you aren't the same as the just-right wanking feelings you gave yourself when you were watching two other people doing it
Some Other ObservationsObviously in real life it's a lot more sweaty, clumsy, grunty, and primal than dramatic Hollywood love scenes make it out to be
In porn the positions are all about making the sex visible to the camera and to give you a good look at the woman's body
In real life concerns such as being close to each other often take precedence
Personally I've never had sex under the sheets
They just get in the way
Dirty Talk (During Sex)
Men love dirty talk, both explicit and suggestive
Erections
If you watch porn you may wonder why the guy's erection is sometimes slow to grow
You're thinking that if you were in his shoes you'd be as hard as a rock in a second
Nope, the same thing will happen to you
Once the intial thrill of hooking up with this girl/girls in general wears off, your erection will often start to get soft when your penis isn't being directly stimulated
Being drunk, being distracted, and bad technique on the girl's part can contribute to your not getting it up quickly
After putting on a condom you may need to jerk yourself off for a second to get it a bit harder before you stick it in her
If it's not hard enough you'll have a hard time putting it in
It'll tend to bend or slide out of the way instead of penetrating
However, if it's slightly soft and you manage to get in it, you can often get it harder quickly once you start thrusting
If the sex isn't great and/or you're distracted and/or something messed up happens you may start to go soft once you're inside her
Fantasies
Men fantasize about and crave a variety of women
Fingering
It's hard to explain, but when you stick your fingers in a girl's vagina, it can feel different each time
I think it has to do with how aroused she is
Overall, inside there's a bit of a tunnel, then it opens to a wider space
Sometimes the tunnel feels firm and smooth
At other times it feels more loose and spongy
Sometimes the tunnel feels fairly short, and the wide space feels bigger
At other times the tunnel feels longer
Of course how slippery it is can vary
First Time (Aftermath)
The feeling you get after losing your virginity isn't as great as you'd imagine
You may think that you'll be on Cloud 9 for days after finally popping your cherry...
The monkey is definitely off your back, but rather than feeling on top of the world you just feel a bit calm and mentally quiet
However, whenever things come up that used to remind you of your virginity, you start to feel bad for a second before going 'Oh yeah, I'm not a virgin any more...'
When you're getting regular sex you don't so much feel more happy as you feel less unhappy
Getting laid once won't solve all your problems
Yes, the monkey and stigma is gone but now instead of being, say, a 22-year old who's never had sex, you're a 22-year old who's had sex once
You still have a way to go
You're still the same person you were before you stuck your penis into a girl's vagina
If you hate your job you'll still hate it
If your parents annoy you they'll still annoy you
If you're awkward around people you'll still be awkward around people
Getting laid isn't a cure-all
Your confidence will increase, but not in some dramatic life-changing way
If you've been fantasizing that you'll never be nervous around women again once you've gotten laid you'll be disappointed
You won't be as desperate and you won't be as intimidated by women, but not to the point where you'll magically become a fearless lady's man
You may have a bit of that feeling for a few days afterward but it will eventually go away
Some people do claim that things got a lot easier for them once they had sex but don't count on it
Once you start getting laid, you're getting laid
You won't care how old you are or how you got there
One good thing is that once you start getting sex, you'll very quickly forget about your past painful years of virginity
You'll immediately start to concern yourself with all the practical matters that go along with being a sexually active person
What age you start doing this at doesn't matter, the concerns are the same
It's like if all your friends have seen a movie, say The Godfather, years ago and you haven't
You'll be left out when they refer to it
But once you've seen it, you've seen it, and you're now equal to everyone else in that regard
It doesn't matter that you first saw it later than they did
Getting laid for the first time is an important milestone, no question about it, but in terms of the practical effect is has on your sex life it's only a start
The real goal is to have had enough sex that it doesn't feel like a big deal anymore and you're comfortable performing the act
Doing anything just once or a couple of times won't achieve this
When you've been getting laid a few times a week for a month or two you've reached this second milestone
First Time (Age )
16-17 (I lost it at 19)
First Time (Circumstances)
The circumstances under which you lose your virginity are important
The best-case scenario is losing your virginity to someone you're in a relationship with
That way you can keep getting sex (and practice) in the future
The worst-case scenario is completely fluking into losing it, probably via a drunken one night stand
When all is said and done you still don't have the pieces in place to get it again by yourself any time soon
You'll have technically lost your virginity but you'll still have to put the work into getting laid for the first time "for real"
Paying for it would also have the same result
First Time (Duration)
The average male takes less than three minutes from the time of insertion until he ejaculates
First Time (Mine)
I was 19 and my girlfriend was 16 and yes we were both virgins
We started dating one year before in March and we enjoyed being with each other
We didn't ever really go fast because we never had much time to do anything alone until after 3 months of dating when my dad left town and we both got a little intimate - I fingered her and she gave me and hand job and blow job
Eight months after dating we decided to try and do more but all we really did was that I ate her out for about 10 minutes until she came and then she gave me a blow job till I came
Eleven months after we started dating we were at my home alone and at first we were just making out, fingering each other etc
Then after 30 minutes I reached down to her pants not even thinking and undid her pants and pulled them off
I didn't think about it at all it just sort of happened
Then she pulled my pants off and I put it in her
She threw her head back like she was in pain at first but then I started going slow and then fast and she began to moan and enjoy it
After we were done we lay there looking into each others eyes and kissed
Look my point is me and my girlfriend waited longer then most couples
People say after 5-7 months you should already have had sex
I say its best to wait until you both are certain you want to be together forever
Make sure you love her and she loves you
If you don't smile every time you think about her, if she isn't the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about when you go to sleep then I say you aren't ready to have sex that actually means something
Just remember sex is a thing off love, people abuse it for pleasure and have no intention of love for the person
Just make sure you love them before you have sex guys
First Time (Place)
I lost mine at a hotel near our homes
First Time (Technique)
I wanted to be on top
It was her first time too so I wanted to do everything I could to make it special, beautiful, and memorable
And it was
It wasn't too rough or wild just slow and deliberate so that we could soak up the very essence of each other
Some times we would just stop and I would stay inside her while we kissed and held each other.
The Actual Act Isn't That Complicated
A common virgin fear is that their inexperienced performance will give them away
Sex really isn't that hard
You pretty much put it in and thrust in and out
Within half a minute of starting you'll be thinking, "This is it? That's all there is to it?"
Of course there are lots of subtleties that come into play, but you don't have to worry about that the first time
Here are some additional ways you can take the performance pressure off yourself:
It's not unusual for two new partners to be somewhat nervous and clumsy around each other the first time (girls get nervous too)
They also haven't had a chance to figure each other's bodies and preferences out properly so the sex probably won't be top-notch the first few times
Plenty of more experienced guys are half-assed and clueless in bed
By a certain age most women have hooked up with a (non-virgin) guy who had no idea what he was doing, or who finished in five seconds, or who was generally selfish and thoughtless in the sack
Just because someone doesn't perform well doesn't automatically mean a virgin red flag is raised
The best thing to do is let the girl get on top
That way all you have to do is lay there
Probably the next easiest position is doggy style
It can be a little tricky to find the hole (it's further up than it seems), but once you're in you just have to thrust in and out
You're also a little cut-off from the girl so you won't feel as on the spot
You can do your own thing
Missionary position probably has the most subtle variations in terms of positioning
It's still relatively simple though
Be sure to rest on your elbows or your arms will get tired before long
And you shouldn't be too worried about performing well, or even getting outed, anyways
This is your first time, it's all about you
Trust me, if things don't go 100% according to plan, when it's all said-and-done you won't really care
You'll just to be happy to finally be a non-virgin
First Time (Time of Day)
I lost it in the afternoon
Foreplay
There were things about foreplay I didn't realize either...
I'm sure you've heard that scrapping teeth don't feel great when you're getting a blow job
Some other things that don't feel great are chapped lips and an overly rough tongue (either from her mouth being dry or having burned it from hot soup or a drink)
location (for sex)
Men will have sex anywhere
Orgasm (Hers)
Guys usually are not sure if a woman has come
Penetration (Sticking it in)
What amuses me in movies now is what you could call the 'instant penetration'
You see it all the time if you look for it
A man and woman will be in their underwear, or even fully clothed, in some sexually charged situation
Maybe the woman is sitting on the man's lap (both in their underwear remember), or the man is standing behind the woman
The camera is focused on their faces
Then the guy will make a little movement, the woman will gasp, and then they'll close their eyes and start moaning, the implication being that the man achieved vaginal penetration off-camera
Yeah, not that quick and easy in real life
You've got to move your clothes out of the way, line things up, the guy has to be hard enough, the woman needs to be pretty wet, and often the man has to guide his penis in with his hand
Otherwise it's a much more awkward procedure
You've probably heard jokes about this before
Yep, it can be hard to find the hole
Even if you know where you need to go visually, the vaginal entrance can be smaller and tighter than you think so you may not feel exactly where you need to insert the tip of your penis
With missionary it's fairly obvious where you need to put it, but if you're trying to guide it in blind then it can be awkward
With doggy style the hole is further up then you'd think
When the girl is on top the angle of her vaginal tunnel can give you problems and you can't really see what you're doing
It's best if she guides it in herself
Like I said above, if you're a bit soft then you can have trouble putting it in
If you fail to get it in properly your dick will slide somewhere else and may feel like it's in for a second or two
All this is more difficult if you have a condom on, as it's harder to feel what you're doing
Positions
From reading and watching porn I thought positions like missionary, doggy style, woman-on-top, etc. were simple, cut-and-dry things
I soon found out that each one has tons of subtle variations based on things like how you position your legs, the position of her legs, how deep inside her you are in a resting position, the angle you're thrusting in, the position of your upper body, how high or low your hips are on her body, how your bodies fit together, and so on and so on
With some variations her vagina will seem like a straight tunnel that you can easily go in-and-out, in-and-out of
With other variations you're mostly inside her, can only thrust a little, and you're more grinding pelvises together.
For example, if you're in the missionary position:
If you put your legs together and straight back, you'll get a different feeling then if you had them spread out to your sides and had your knees further up on the bed
If she spreads her legs you'll be able to thrust in one way
If she lifts them up and wraps them behind your back, you'll be able to thrust deeper
If you rest on your elbows you'll enter her at one angle and be able to thrust in a certain way
If you straighten your arms and rest on your hands you'll thrust at a different angle
If the top of your hip bone roughly matches up with hers you'll get a certain angle and depth
If you try to 'ride higher' you'll get a different angle and depth
If your upper body is parallel to hers things'll go one way
If you raise your torso up to around 45 degrees things'll be slightly different
What works one way with a petite girl may not feel the same with a girl who's closer to your height
The idea is you have to play around with these variations in position to find a way that feels good for both of you (or just you if you're selfish)
Most men like trying all positions
Sex (Preconceptions about)
Experiencing what sex is like will affect your previous fantasies and priorities
If you've gone longer than most guys without getting laid you may have built up all these fantasies and false notions about sex and what you're going to do once you finally start getting it
Once you know what sex is really like the foundations for these fantasies and pie-in-the-sky dreams will get a little shaky
For example you may dream about becoming a player and hooking up with tons of girls to make up for lost time
The content of porn movies probably has a big influence on these visions
Once you get some actual experience you may realize that you really just want to settle down with one cool, sweet girlfriend and that this is preferable to picking up a drunk chubby girl once a month
You might have jerked off a lot to a certain sexual act but your opinion of it may change when you experience what it's actually like
The types of girls you're interested in may change
Having crappy, disappointing sex is another important milestone
It will kill off the last remnants of your past unrealistic expectations
Vaginal lubrication
You probably know that the vagina secretes a natural lubricant and that women get 'wet'
I knew that basic fact too, but I learned some more things about the process firsthand
It runs out at some point and she'll get dry, and eventually uncomfortable, during sex
Sometimes you have to pull out and apply some lube
At other times you can keep going for a bit and she'll get wet again
If the girl gets too wet during sex it can reduce the friction to the point where you don't really feel anything
If she's too dry it doesn't feel that great for you either
If enough of it accumulates it has a whitish, mayonnaise look to it
Sometimes you'll finish having sex and when you pull out and look down you'll see a big drop of it running down between her legs
If you're going at in the missionary position, it may run out on to the bed and leave a wet spot on the sheets that's a bit white when it dries
Vasectomy
F*ck no!
Masturbation
Men continue to masturbate even after they become sexually active with girls
At times most men stimulate areas other than their cocks, e.g. their testicles and anus
Tits
Men love tits
Men don't mind fake boobs
Men love tit f*cking
Male Psyche
Men are pretty much secure with their identity
Men are taught to keep their feelings inside
Men like to have their egos stroked
Men like to "rescue" women
Men are goal-oriented
Men like routine and consistency
Men need their fathers to teach them how to be a man
Men are extremely jealous when it comes to their women
Men are by nature polygamous
Men love to know that they are satisfying their woman and are in constant fear of being inadequate
Mens outer bravado usually conceals a soft, insecure interior
Men need to be made feel worthy and competent
A woman climaxing is the most wonderful feeling to a man
The way a man treats his mother is an indicator of how he treats women in general
Phases of a Relationship
As a man and a girl become more serious, they do more than date; they:
-do chores together
-shop for clothes together
Romance
Men do not need romance
They employ it simply to f*ck women
Oral Sex (Hers)
Men enjoy performing oral sex on women they love and get an ego boost when she enjoys it, but may not do it if the woman is not clean or well-groomed
Messiness
You probably know this already, but overall sex is messier than what you see on t.v. or in porn
You're going to get hot and sweaty of course
The woman's lubrication is going to dribble all over the place and possibly stain the sheetsSomeone is going to get semen on them at some pointCondom wrappers are going to litter the ground
You may kiss passionately and slobber all over each other
Someone may let out a fart right in the middle of things
Sometimes when you pull out and she changes positions she'll fart out her vagina (queefing)
If you finger her your fingers may be covered with a lot of her clear lubricant when you pull them out
You may have to wipe them off on your leg or something - Classy
If you have sex when she's on her period, well use your imagination
If you have anal sex you may get some poo on your dick
If you have a good session, when you're done you're going to be sweaty, red faced, tired, and a bit out of it
Your hair will be messed up, gross stray hairs will be stuck to your skin, the girl will have a bit of white lubricant running out of her cootch
You'll have a bit of cum dribbling out of your dick
There will be at least one condom wrapper on the floor, the sheets and pillows will be all over the place, and the bed will have a wet spot on it
If you cuddle afterwards you'll start to stick together and it'll feel gross when you pull apart - it's great
Climaxing
You may also watch porn and wonder why the guy sometimes has to jerk off for a few minutes before delivering the money shot
You're thinking if you were in that position you'd pop off no problem
Again, the same thing may happen to you. Sometimes you'll be having sex/getting a blowjob/jerking off and you won't be able to cum
If the stimulation isn't effective it can happen
If you put too much pressure on yourself to orgasm on demand it can happen
The more common stereotype is that men finish too quickly and that they have to think about stuff like baseball in order to last any real length of time
But not being able to cum happens too
Not all guys are losers who are done in thirty seconds
Finishing too soon definitely happens, but not every single time
In many cases you're not just going to cum instantly as soon as you start pounding away, you have to find the speed, angle, depth, etc. that feels good for you
It's not automatic, just like you can't just masturbate in any random way
You have to do what's effective for you
On a related note, women don't always want to have marathon sex sessions
Sometimes they'll get tired of the guy stabbing away endlessly, especially if it's not doing anything for them
Sometimes they'll start to get dry and sore
Sometimes they'll have an orgasm or two and think that's enough
Sometimes they'll just be happy with a good twenty minutes of fun sex and not have any need to go for longer
Minor Injuries
It can be irritating to your skin when your sweaty pubic hair rubs against hers
Someone's hair my get accidentally pulled or caught
Someone may clumsily fall over as you're changing positions (e.g., when she's getting off you from being on top, when you try to transition from missionary with you kneeling and her laying down to missionary with both of you laying down)
You may hit your head against the headboard, har har har
She may hurt your ear by yelling directly into it, you stud you
When you're going at it missionary style you can end up hitting the bottom of your bladder on her pelvic bone
That gets old after ten minutes...
Your knees and elbows can get sore after a while from rubbing on the bed/floor/etc.
During doggy style if you slip out and then accidentally thrust back into her pelvis, it can hurt the tip of your dick
If she's riding you and you slip out she can come down on your dick
Usually it gets bent a little and hurts for a minute
At the worst you can rupture the tissue and take a trip to the hospital
You may get scratches, bruises, pulled hair (purposely this time), and bite marks
That's cool
You may fall off the bed or hit your elbow against the wall or something else like that
You just gotta laugh when this shit happens
First Time (How It Feels)
Sex isn't that big a deal
If you've never gotten laid you've probably built sex up to be something bigger than it is
Sex is great but it's not on an entirely different plane from other fun experiences people can have
It feels pretty much liked you'd expect it to
It's not 100 times more pleasurable than other sexual activities you can do, especially if you wear a condom, which dulls the sensation
Masturbating by yourself to good porn can often feel physically better than run-of-the-mill humping
At times it can be mundane, boring, tiring, and repetitive
Once you start getting it consistently you start taking it for granted and don't even really think about it all that much
Well you do, but often in a more muted, down-to-earth way
You think of it more of an attainable need to fulfill, rather than a far-off mythical goal
Thinking "This is it?" isn't an uncommon thought people have when they have sex for the first time
Some people are even disappointed and bummed out after because they found it so much less glamorous than it was made out to be
You may even have trouble cumming the first few times because the stimulation is different from the way you normally masturbate
To be clear, when I say sex is not a big deal, I mean it's not the giant, mythical creature you may have made it out to be in your mind
I don't mean to say that it's always dull or that if you're still a virgin, getting it won't make much difference in the quality of your life
It will
Even at mundane levels, sex is awesome more often than not
And once you get past your initial inexperience and cluelessness, it only gets better and better